Sarcasm Element Blocks T-Shirt | Science Chemistry Periodic Tile Tee
"Technically, it’s elementary." 🧪 For those who speak fluent sarcasm and occasionally physics, this is your new favorite layer. We’ve taken the building blocks of the universe—Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium—to spell out your primary personality trait with scientific precision. No "cheating" with fake elements here; just 100% accurate chemistry for the discerning nerd.
ELEVATED ESSENTIALS. NOT "FAST FASHION." This isn't your average, stiff novelty tee. We’ve printed this minimalist masterpiece on the AS Colour 5001—a premium blank known for its refined fit and high-end feel. It’s the perfect smart-casual choice for a lab, a lecture hall, or a quiet coffee shop.
THE SPECS:
- The Design:
- Four crisp periodic table tiles centered on the chest.
- Clean lines and professional typography for a modern aesthetic.
- The Fabric: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (180 GSM). Mid-weight, breathable, and exceptionally smooth.
- The Fit: A modern, tailored regular fit. It offers a structured silhouette that looks polished and intentional.
- The Durability: Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping to ensure the shirt keeps its shape through every experiment.
- Ethical Production: AS Colour is a leader in sustainable, sweatshop-free manufacturing.
PERFECT GIFT FOR:
- The science teacher with a legendary dry wit.
- Chemistry majors and STEM professionals.
- Fans of Project Hail Mary and smart sci-fi.
- Anyone who prefers their humor to be technically correct.
CARE:
- Machine wash cold, inside out.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron directly on the graphic.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 85% cotton, 15% viscose
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they help to hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Ribbed knit collar without seams
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Do not dryclean.
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