"Permanently on mute." 🔇

Whether you are surviving another virtual meeting that definitely could have been an email, or you just prefer the quiet life, this minimalist mute button tee is your new daily uniform. It is the perfect subtle warning to your coworkers—and the world—that you are strictly in "listen-only" mode today.

THE VINTAGE HEAVYWEIGHT (SPECIAL EDITION)

Unlike our standard smart-casual apparel, this specific design is printed on the legendary Comfort Colors 1717. It is designed to feel like that perfectly worn-in, vintage t-shirt you stole from your dad's closet in the 90s.

THE SPECS:

• The Fabric: 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton. This is a substantial, heavyweight fabric that feels protective and incredibly durable.
• The Wash: Garment-dyed. This means the shirt is dyed after it is sewn, resulting in a beautiful, slightly faded, retro color palette that gets softer with every single wash.
• The Fit: A relaxed, slightly boxy, true vintage fit. It features dropped shoulders and a wider cut. (Pro-Tip: Size up 1 to 2 sizes if you want that trendy, ultra-oversized streetwear look!)
• The Details: Double-needle stitching throughout and a seamless collar for ultimate long-lasting wear.

PERFECT GIFT FOR:

• Remote workers suffering from permanent video-call fatigue.
• Introverts whose favorite way to communicate is not to.
• That coworker who always needs to be reminded to unmute.
• Anyone who lives in heavy, oversized comfort tees.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. (Because of the vintage garment-dye process, wash with similar colors for the first few cycles!)
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity.